Friday, August 15, 2008

mga kwento ni buknoy (pilot episode)

Da hurrr itich na bata na simula nung hinayaang maglaro sa labas ng bahay ay naging hobby nang mamitas ng prutas sa puno ng istigidig? Di ko lang know for sure, baka bago pa nya pitasin ang Santol ay mahilig na talaga sya sa iba't-ibang fruits pero ayon sa aming kapitbahay, itago na lang natin sa pangalang Mosang, marami na syang napitas bago ang Santol.

Anyway, nitong mga nakaraang araw ay iniispatan na nyang pitasin yung Langka sa puno ng istigidig. Ngunit masyadong matalas ang mga spikes at napakalaki ng Langka kaya naman kahit anong try nyang pitasin ito ay hindi nya nagawa. Nalonely ang bata for a while pero nakarecover din at naisipang pitasin muli ang Santol. O yun lang ang akala ng lolo nyo dahil itong batang ito e all the while pumipitas pa ng ibang fruits around the istigidig.

One istari-stari night at the istigidig, naisip nyang pumitas ng Kaimito. Maya-maya lang e Avocado naman ang natripan nyang pitasin. Madalang mamunga ang Avocado so di ko lang din know for sure kung pinipitas pa rin nya ito. Nawindang lang ang lolo nyo dahil sa isang gabi 2 kagad ang pinitas nya. Gusto nya yatang gumawa ng Kaimito-Avocado shake. Parang nakaderder ata ang lasa nun. Hahaha

Nung sumunod na gabi naman, nawindang din ang mga kapitbahay around the puno of the istigidig dahil ibang prutas na naman ang pinitas nya. Isang Bayabas naman. Ayon kay Mosang, ayos lang na pitasin ng bata ang Bayabas dahil ang mismong Bayabas na mismo e mahilig din magpapitas. Swak lang di ba? Well anyways, balik tayo sa kwentong pitasan.

Di na nasatisfy itong bata dahil ultimo mga prutas na nalaglag na sa other side of the fence ay like pa din nyang sungkitin. Isa na dito ang Saging. Ngunit ang Saging ayaw nang magsungkit. Bukod pa sa reason na napitas na sya ng ibang bata, meron pang ibang dahilan pero di ko lang din know for sure. Basta ang alam ko, di nya talaga feel. Well, keber lang yung bata dahil natripan nyang muling pitasin ang Bayabas. Mukhang ang Bayabas ang paborito nyang pitasin di ba? At yung Bayabas ay mukhang natutuwa sa pitasang nagaganap.

Chismis din ng isa ko pang neighbor na wansapanataym e pinitas din nya yung Tamarind pero sabi ng Tamarind, hindi daw sya nagpapitas. I think, I think, trulalu naman itich dahil si Tamarind ay napitas na rin ng ibang bata.

At ang inaakala ko, ang Bayabas na lang ang pipitasin nya ever around the puno of the istigidig. But one rainy day in Iceland, ayon sa isa ko pang kapitbahay na itago na lang natin sa pangalang Lukring, natripan nyang pumitas muli ng prutas na ober-da-bakod na. Ito ay ang Blueberry na nasa tabi ng puno ng Grapes. Hay, nawindang na naman ang lolo nyo! Pero ever excited na sa next na pitasang magaganap. Anong prutas kaya ang sunod?

Abangan.

Lovingly yours,

Buknoy

24 comments:

inihaw_na_pusit said...

pagkatapos ng nakakahilong alphabet, mga prutas naman. shet. hahaha naiisip ko tuloy yung mga tao ng ang mga ulo eh mga prutas.

Anonymous said...

confirmation mula sa bata: santol, langka, avocado at bayabas lang.

walang attempt sa kaimito.
nag-assume lang yung tamarind na feel sha pitasin.
at walang clue yung bata kung sino ang blueberry sa tabi ng grapes.

Anonymous said...

as i was analyzing this blog, now i know that the people around you can be good writers indeed and most specially good gossipers. the funny thing is that these are your friends or at least that's what you call them if they were your friend(s). but now you'll have second thoughts of who to trust or who to say your secrets if you're more on a private person and doesn't want the privacy of one self to be invaded. this blog is some what good and at the same time can be destructive to some of the people involve. even if you were not in the blog you'll be thinking that one day if you did something it will eventually be add here. and there'll be a time that someone will be irritated with a blog written for him/her and it might lead to friends being enemies.

so the bottom line for the people who writes here, think if its okay to share one's gossip think if you'll invade the privacy of that person.. and to those who reads these blog, it fun to read it and yes you'll definitely people will talked about it. but remember not all of the people around you are like you who wants to gossiped around because some people just want to be discrete. i just hope all of these won't end up in ruined friendship and trust to one another..

- Anonymous

keira_daily said...

"and to those who reads these blog, it fun to read it and yes you'll definitely people will talked about it."
-ano daw?

(ang habang litanya nyan ah.at may halong emosyon!)

Anonymous said...

as i was analyzing this blog, now i know that the people around you can be good writers indeed and most specially good gossipers. the funny thing is that these are your friends or at least that's what you call them if they were your friend(s). but now you'll have second thoughts of who to trust or who to say your secrets if you're more on a private person and doesn't want the privacy of one self to be invaded. this blog is some what good and at the same time can be destructive to some of the people involve. even if you were not in the blog you'll be thinking that one day if you did something it will eventually be add here. and there'll be a time that someone will be irritated with a blog written for him/her and it might lead to friends being enemies.

so the bottom line for the people who writes here, think if its okay to share one's gossip think if you'll invade the privacy of that person.. and to those who reads these blog, it fun to read it and yes you'll definitely will talked about it. but remember not all of the people around you are like you who wants to gossiped around because some people just want to be discrete. i just hope all of these won't end up in ruined friendship and trust to one another..

- Anonymous

Edited
(sorry keira_daily)

pritongpugita said...

hala. watsapenin' here?

pritongpugita said...

wow napakadaming prutas. nakakagutom!

inihaw_na_pusit said...

buti pa kayo naiintindihan nyo ang nakasulat. hindi ko ma-gets. hehe pero parang masarap ang rambutan ngayon. yung tuklapin.hehe

inihaw_na_pusit said...

wait. sino nga pala si buknoy? hmmm bagong karakter...

machine_man said...

si buknoy yung bola ko. kalaban namin si tengko. wahihihihihihi!

inihaw_na_pusit said...

ah... ikaw nga pala yung may kapang plastic cover. hehehe

pritongpugita said...

anong kaguluhan itich?? hehehe

pritongpugita said...

isang prutas lang ata kilala ko dito. or dalawa? di ko sure. hehe. sino nga ba si buknoy???

machine_man said...

korek, inihaw_na_pusit! ako nga yon. pero hanggang ngayon hindi pa rin ako makapaniwala na natatalo ko yung mga kalaban ko gayung napaka walang kwenta naman talaga ng mga powers at abilities ko. in short, wala talaga akong kwenta. anyhow, hindi ko pa din ma-gets yung mga prutas na pinagsasasabi ni buknoy dito. ano ba yang pitasan na yan ha?

inihaw_na_pusit said...

mukhang namamakyaw nga ang lolo mo eh. o lola? ewan. hindi ko na rin tinangkang tapusin basahin ang entry dahil wala akong maintindihan.

pritongpugita said...

e bakit si anonymous mukhang maraming na-gets? hehe. hindi kaya iisa lang si anonymous at buknoy, mahilig lang sya magcontradict ng sarili nya? abangan. hehehe

serena_van_der_uten said...

contradiction? parang oxymoron?

keira_daily said...

naku,sori naman Mang/Aleng Anonymous! di ko lang talaga naintindihan,masyado kse mabilis ang pagkakabasa ko,di ko napansin na,TAMA NAMAN PALA ANG LAHAT.at maganda din naman ang nais mong iparating SA KANILANG LAHAT (dahil di naman ako tsismosong tao,nagkataon lang na malinaw ang mga mata ko).

ang tanong ko lang, yung pugitang pinirito,baby pa o yung dambuhala?makunat ata pag yung matanda na.

huling tanong, saan pedeng magtanim ng dragon fruit at kiwi sa Pilipinas?

Anonymous said...

haha. malinaw nga mata mo. pero ang gulo ng takbo ng neurons. hindi ka tsismosa. oo tama. walang tsismosa sa mga nagpopost dito. at hindi tsimis ang tawag sa mga posts nyo. haha. hypocrites.

keira_daily said...

ay teka,makapagpacheck-up nga.dumami ata ako?

keira_daily said...

batay sa sinulat ko,dapat ata ako lang ang ipokrito.bakit pati kayo?!

Mang/Aleng Anonymous,yang neurons mo okay naman? yung "haha" mo lasang apdo. mapait.

bato-bato sa langit, ang tamaan ayun nagalit!

serra_fin said...

ahmmmm...okay..hndi nman sa nagmamagaling ako ano,pero mejo nahilo kasi aq sa post na ito..i tried my best, mejo in-edit ko lang nman siya sa hndi gaanong nakakahilo na paraan..eto na lang ang nakayanan ko..sorry anonymous..mejo naguluhan kasi tlga ko..hehe..



Anonymous said..
"as i was analyzing this blog, now i know that the people around you can be good writers indeed and most specially good gossipers. the funny thing is that these are your friends or at least that's what you call them if they were your friend(s). but now you'll have second thoughts of who to trust or who to say your secrets *TO* if you're more *OF* a private person and doesn't want the privacy of one self to be invaded. this blog is *SOMEWHAT* good and at the same time can be destructive to some of the people *INVOLVED*. even if you were not in the blog you'll be thinking that one day if you did something it will eventually be *ADDED* here. and there'll be a time that someone will be irritated with a blog written for him/her and it might lead to friends being enemies.

so the bottom line for the people who *WRITE* here, think if its okay to share one's gossip. think if you'll invade the privacy of that person.. and to those who reads *THIS* blog, *IT'S* fun to read and yes you'll definitely *TALK* about it. but remember not all of the people around you are like you who wants to *BE* gossiped around because some people just want to be discrete. i just hope all of these won't end up in ruined *FRIENDSHIPS* and trust to one another.."

keira_daily said...

mabuti na lang may mga taong ginintuan ang kalooban... :D

ely kells said...

kung hindi mapipigilan mangchismis eh wag naman ganon ka-foul o ka-exag ang mga ilagay natin dito. at kung iilan din lang kayong sinabihan ng sikreto, mas ok siguro na wag nyo na lang din sabihin. wag naman din natin sirain ang tiwala ng tao. hindi naman maiiwasan ang chismis e. meron at meron paring susulpot totoo man o hindi, nakakatawa man o nakakahiya. basta siguraduhin natin na hindi naman ganon ka-over. keribels ba? tutal, marami naman tayong nagbabasa nito at marami din satin ang alam halos lahat ng nakasulat dito. malay natin, tayo na ang susunod na karakter dito. :)